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Chapter 10 - Alison
"Isn't Norway beautiful this time of the year?" said Ian
"Yeah totally, except that I have never been, but hey thanks for pointing out that I have never been outside of Ontario. I thought that the British were polite?" said Susanne sternly as she pulled pins out of the atlas, and stuck them to the know penut butter covered fort.
"Sorry Susanne....he didn't realize. Is there any way that I can make it up to you?" asked Orlando Bloom "You know I am British and I did see a full tub of penut butter hiding in a corner somewhere..."
Everyone knew that Susanne could not deny the call of the penut butter, so off she went with Orlando trailing behind her. Heather took over steering for a while, while Emily and Alison, searched for the disgruntled noise that they heard from outside the jet.
"Alison...have you ever seen that Twilight Zone, where the gremlin is on the side of the plane trying to make it crash?" asked Emily
"No, but I did see a Simpson's episode like that...but it was a bus and not a plane.." replied Alison, laughing hysterically after rememebering the episode.
"Same diff...but doesn't that disgruntled noise remind you of that episode?" asked Emily suspisiously.
Alison grabbed hold of Emily and looked her straight in the eye and said "It's a cartoon it can't come true....that why they are cart-"
But unfortunately the BFR finally pried open the jet door. Wind blew everywhere and John Rhys Davis was almost sucked outside of the jet, but luckily he grabbed the emergency lach just in time and Heather quickly landed the plane.
"I am so sooory. My noodle hut stuck in yur gagen. Pleeze, let me make you up, with Vodka..." said the Russian.
"Well I heard vodka, that's all i need!" yelled Heather. Emily slapped Heather's hand and spoke slowly and loudly to the Russian.
" YOU....BROKE....OUR...JET" she yelled.
Alison whispered to Emily "He's Russian, not deaf"
"Whatever....where are we anyways?" said Emily giving up on the Russian who was know drinking with Heather.
"Argentina" said Ian smuggly yet not smuggly because he is a nice Brit not one of those nasty pish posh want to kick them in the knickers Brit.
"Wow, let's look around here a while" said Emily.
"Maybe you should stay here, with the two drunks and the penut butter addicts. Ian and John can help" said Ali
"Are you sure you should go alone?" asked Susanne.
"Okay Susanne wipe your face and then you can come with me" replied Alison.
So while the others sobered Heather up, fixed the plane and helped Orlando deal with Susannes sudden absence, the two girls walked away through the streets of Argentina to find the next cast member of Lord of the Rings.
"Maybe we should split up..." suggested Susanne. "i'll meet you back here in an hour"
So Susanne went one way and ALison went down the other way. As Susanne walked around she noticed an Antique store, with a Trooper flag inside. She ran in the store. She was so distracted by the flag that she ran face first into none other than Dominic Monaghan. He recognized the costume straight away and knew that it was Teen Girl Squad coming to save him.
"Thank you soo much....I was really scared for a while, but you-" but he was quickly interupted.
"Listen Dom" Susanne began to explain " I can't find you. My friend Alison has to find. You are all she talks about. She's obsessed. Not in the pshyco way but in the flattering way. And I don't think that she would ever get over it if she didn't find you. So I need you to do me a favour. You need to turn that corner, sneak behind her, run out of an alley and be so grateful that SHE found you not me. And the fact that I actually found you will be our little secret. Besides your her love interest. I already have mine..." she finished by going into a day dream about Orlando eating penut butter and smearing it all over her face.
Dominic was kind of weirded out by this odd moment, so he scampered away to find Alison. He ran around the corner just as Susanne said and saw Ali walking around checking every dumpster and recycling box and alley for a Lord of the Rings member. Dom knew what he had to do. He jumped into a dumpster and started calling for help. Alison who actually could not hear because she was listenting to Emily's new copy of the Relient K c. d did not hear this racket. So Dom jumped out of the dumpster and ran into an alley, yelling and screaming for help. Unfortunately, EMily had also put the skittles song on the c.d so Ali turned the music up really loud and started rocking out in the middle of the alley screaming "I LOVE SKITTLES" at the top of her lungs.
Dom ran over to Ali, took off her head phones, turned her around, looked her straight in the eye and said "But I thought you loved me?"
This was too much for Ali. This was the most magical moment in history for her. Well the perfect moment to her was to actually have her find Dom then to have there would be a huge rainbow over top of them that started to rain skittles. Just then a huge rainbow formed over the two of them and started raining...thats right you guessed it...crickets. Dom and Ali ran for the jet as fast as they could, seeing that Susanne was already on the ship and was showing her new trooper flag to Orlando.
"Ali, you found Dom" said Heather
"Oh right, I guess I did" said Alison who started to poke Dom to make sure that he was real. When she realized that he was, she fainted.
And yet again the girls started up the newly repaird jet, which now used a giant "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" book for the door, the girls, Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom, BFR and Dominic Monaghan set out, this time to Spain, which was the closest one to where the pin had landed. Well in reality it was either Spain or the Bermuda Triangle. But they didn't want to take their chances, so they were wimps and chose Spain.
Go for it Em....

Chapter 11!! Yay - Emily
The Teen Girls, John Ryes Davies, Ian Mckellen, Orlando Bloom, The BFR and Domonic Monaghan were all gathered in the ship.
Orlando Bloom and Domonic Monaghan were catching up with each other
"So, what have you been doing?"
"Well, I just finished filming Lost, a very popular television show."
"Is that all?"
"Eeer, ya"
"Oh, ya, I have kind of taken it easy as well,*smugly* I have just starred in over 3 major movies, so ya "
At this time in the conversation Domonic decided to go and talk to Heather.
"Hi Dom, hey! Your tall!!!" said heather
"Ya, I’m not an actual hobbit you know."Domonic replied
"How did you be so short?!?" asked heather in true teen girl fashion
Domonic was just about to answer when Emily, who knows everything about Lord of the Rings, came sprinting over to give heather a full 3 hour lecture on the special effects used in all three movies to make the actors who played hobbits look the appropriate height. Luckily Heather managed to escape after the first hour and 25 min, although by doing this she actually missed out on a lot of fascinating information that and I am sure she would have enjoyed.
Across the room John Ryes Davies and the BFR were having an in depth comversation
"So, you just wake up, and it’s like that?!?!" asked John in amazement
"Da" answered the Big Furry Russian
"No prosthetics or anything?!!!??"
"No."
"But all of that hair and stuff!!! in order to get that look I had to spend over 6 hours in the makeup chair!!!!! AMAZING!" At this John started to poke the BFR and look for hair attachments. After a few minutes he had some suggestions which he thought would be very helpful
"Have you every considered braiding your beard? It works very well, I still have some dwarven beads you could put on them!"
At this the BFR decided that he would drink some more vodka.
Shortly the ship landed in Spain where the Girls ventured out to find the other members of the Fellowship. Orlando wanted to come, but Susanne convinced him that they needed him to take care of the others, but the rest of the Girls knew that susanne was secretly growing quite tired with Orlando, who spent more time on his hair each morning than all of the girls put together.
The girls walked around for a while and soon grew quite hopeless and were just about to leave when all of a sudden Heather excitedly called to the other Teen Girls to come over here, because I found another one!!
The girls all came running over to see Christopher Lee struggling up out of a hole which he had been hidden in before Heather found him
"OH THANK GOODNESS!!! I am so thankful that you girls found me!! It has been terrible!" Christopher Lee said as he struggled up.
Heather was busy doing a victory dance in the background. For anyone who listened they would have heard her humming a little Justin Timberlake music to herself to dance to. But Emily and Ali knew that something was wrong
"HEY! Your not in the Fellowship!!" they yelled
"Yes, but I have been kidnapped as well, I guess since I was also an actor in the movie they just got mixed up, I think they took me instead of Orlando." Christopher explained
"What do you think your doing?!?, your not in the Fellowship!!! we are not rescuing you!!" Emily and Ali shouted
"I know...but...misunderstanding...GAHHH" began Christopher, but he didn’t get to finnish because Susanne came after him with a big stick and began to poke him back down the hole
"HEY!! OUCH!! But NOOOO. I can help you!!.....AUGG....I know who the kidnapper is!!! GAH-I know where the rest of them are hidden!!! PLEASE!! I CAN HELLLLLLLLP" he shouted to them
"WELL WE DIDN"T ASK YOU, DID WE?" shouted susanne back.
Once they got Christopher down the hole again and finally got heather to stop doing her victory dance they set off again.
After quite a few hours of wandering around Spain the girls walked around a corner and saw Sean Astin and Elijah Wood walking up a huge mountain. They appeared to be heading for the restaurant at the top of it. The strange thing was that Sean Astin, who appeared to be very sick and weak, was carrying Elijah Wood up the mountain. Elijah appeared to be in much better condition, with the exception of his lips, which were very chapped.
Emily rushed over to give Elijah some lip gloss and to convince him that they have come to save them. Sean was very relieved at the news and abruptly collapsed on the ground. Elijah refused to come with the girls until he had gotten some food from the resaurant. Finnaly the girls decided to take turns carrying him up the rest of the way and were about to start when Sean got up and insisted that he could do it all.
So the teen girls waited until Sean struggled up the mountain with Elijah on his back. About 13 hours later they all got on the ship. Elijah gave everyone else on the ship some of his food he got from the resaurant. They all thanked him and basically considered him a hero for it while Sean stood in the background.
With two more members of the fellowship saved the girls decided where to go next.............. .......................................THAILAND!!
go to it heather!!

Chapter 12 - Heather
Once arriving in Thailand Emily decided that it would be a good idea for all of them to seperate into groups, therefore to cover more ground as for the first time they were unsure of where to find either Sean Bean or Viggo Mortison. However, the random country choice had worked so far as a character had been in every country that they had searched thus far.
Emily, who had been complaining constantly about butt spasm's planned to stay back and keep things in order and also to rest it as she feared it may have been a minor fracture from over-exurting herself in her new passion-thai chii, which she had recently taken up in order to impress the locals.
Dominic, Alison and Orlando set off together east bound; Heather, Sean and Elijah westbound; Susanne, John, BFR and Ian headed south.
Alison, who wasn't much use didn't know where to look or who to pursue simply took on massive giggling fits on and off, so their progress was minimal.
Heather, also having very little luck didn't manage to move very fast either as Elijah had been having foot problems disabling from him to walk independently.
"Are you sure you don't want to go back Mr.Wood?"
To save his ego he would say "No, of course not" every time the question was asked.
Susanne, who had decided to make her own group had gone off on her own losing track of the rest of her group who had decided that they would rather have a foot race and see who could get to Japan the fastest.
Finally, after endless hours of searching 2 of the three groups and Susanne headed back.
Meanwhile, Emily had been searching for the best nailpolish to emphasize her butt; Although she hadn't really decided whom she liked the most-she decided to go with the first that noticed.
When the groups had all met up again and were nearing the ship a lightning bolt pelted the ground infront of them lighting a perfect circle of fire around them.
Susanne saw it first, a horrible, grotesque beast- she wasn't sure what it was but it was swooping, diving right at them. The cackle was unmistakable. THE MAN OF THE EAST!!!
Frodo who was separated form them all outside of the ring ducked in cover, shrieking in pain. Just as The Man of the East was closing in on him a shadow flashed infront of them- then a silver flash-one may say of a sword.
It swung the sword to and fro driving her away.
"Oh ya?" She presented in front of them their three separated friends in a ball of fire.
Emily, coming out to see what all of the commotion was ran out of the ship exposing an open door which The Man of the East took advantage of, flinging through and soaring off into the sky, cackling and sending balls of fire hurling at them.
Elijah, who had safely found himself hidden beneath the cloak of the shadowy figure peeped out when the fire had been extinguished and the ship was out of sight.
Everyone brushed themselves off and Emily, who was quite confused pretended also to brush herself off, in order to fit in. She also added in a little cough to add to realism.
"Wow. Nice butt!"
Emily slowly turned to meet the eyes of the speaker...'this is it' she thought to herself.
Meanwhile, everyone else was anticipating the unhooding of this sworded figure;through an abundance of flies and unbearable stence, he unhooded himself revealed as none other than Viggo Mortisen.
END OF CHAPTER

Chapter 13 – Susanne

The Teen Girls were thoroughly confused. Jet stolen, two actors actually kidnapped, and Emily taking her time turning to them in a grand, slow motion, hair flipping circle, they decided to re-cap what had just happened. For one thing, John, Ian, and the BFR had been re-kidnapped by the Evil Man of the East, and still two others (Sean Bean, and- oh no wait, we found Viggo) had not been found at all. Without the jet, and without the atlas, they now had no idea where to go.

“We should start with the secret hideout of the Man of the East!” shouted Alison really, really loud.

“I think we should get a new jet.” Said Susanne and looked off into the distance, most likely thinking about a new jet.

“Heather- I mean, I think we should go back to Canada and get something to eat and- oh ya the jet was stolen…” Heather trailed off.

Emily, with a final toss of her head, looked coyly over her shoulder and into the eyes of this story’s love interest.
“Oh, hello there.” She smiled and batted her eyes. “Why, yes these are new jeans. Oh, you’re too kind. No, you are. No, you are!” She laughed, “You look so familiar. Come here often?” Emily struck what she thought was a thoughtful pose, and waited patiently for a response from her reflection in a car window. The driver on the other side of the tinted window shifted uncomfortably and started to drive away. Emily patiently sidestepped, until the driver floored it and sped off down the street.

“Um, Emily?”

Emily jumped around quite suddenly and came face to face with the real commenter, and there stood the one and only Alexandre Despatie. Her jaw dropped, and hit the ground. Her eyes flashed and spun like a jackpot on a slot machine.

“No, Em, behind this dude.”

Again confused, Emily leaned a bit and looked over Alexandre’s shoulder. Behind him, ‘Lando’ grinned and leered towards her. Seeing his chance, Orlando took a step forward as if running through a flowered meadow. Emily took a step forward, put her hands on his hips, and in one smooth movement, shoved him head first into a garbage can. Alexandre, not actually involved in any of this, was now walking down the street. In quick bursts of broken French, she managed to convince him his diving skills would be very handy in their pursuit of the fellowship. He serait plus qu'heureux de les joindre. No one actually knew what that meant. Or cared. French is weird.

There was still the problem of getting around. Taking Susanne’s advice, everyone checked his or her pockets for another jet, but no one had anything even close. Alison had a better idea, which was to hitchhike. They tried it. Alison stood on the street and finally a small, red Beetle pulled over and said, “Where to?” Alison did the thoughtful pose, and then turned around. The other nine stepped out of the bushes and started calling out destinations.
“Africa!” shouted Heather.
“No, Zimbabwe!” shouted Emily.
“I’ve always wanted to see Uranus!” shouted Susanne who fell over and giggled helplessly.
The Beetle driver screamed and zoomed away.
“Get me out of here!” cried Orlando, but an empty milk carton and a half eaten hot dog muffled his voice, and everyone was pretty sure he said, “Let me stay here.” That problem was solved but they needed a new plan, and since the third time is a charm the next idea was sure to work.

Heather was deep in thought. Possible scenarios flashed through her mind like math equations in that movie A Beautiful Mind. Suddenly she started thinking about how in A Beautiful Mind that smart dude showed the not as smart chick an umbrella in the stars, and suddenly came up with an idea. They would buy a bunch of umbrellas and strap them to a deck chair; then a big wind would come along and blow them somewhere else. It was that, or tie a bunch of seagulls to a giant peach. That was Alison’s idea, but it was not nearly as original. The group made a quick stop at the Umbrellas, String, and Deck Chairs R’ Us and were soon ready to go. Everyone got comfortable on the chair and braced themselves for the wind that was sure to come. Time passed. Eventually Alexandre looked and, and started pointing and screaming random stuff in French. Everyone else looked up to see a giant peach, carried by various birds, floating slowly over head. It was Sean Bean who apparently amuses himself this way quite often. He recognized his friends from Lord of the Rings and commanded the birds to set down beside the umbrella chair.
“Hi there fellas! Going anywhere interesting?”
“Soon enough!” called back Sean Astin who always liked him the most as they have the same name.
“Well why don’t you just come along on my giant peach? I’m going to fly this way to the next place that pops into my head.” Heather whispered Africa so quietly, Sean (or ‘Beany Boy’) assumed he had actually thought it; so off they went to Africa in pursuit of the Teen Girl Squad’s jet.

Ya, sorry that took three days guys. Haha….