Chapter 14 and 15
Chapter 14
Africa is a really big continent. So the true question was, where in Africa should Teen Girl Squad + a whole lot of people, go? I think the answers were in the cards. Unfortunately the cards were on the jet so there was no really no point in trying to find the cards, but the cards that were on the jet said Front Bum. Which didn't make sense at all, but seeing as Alison had bought them at a joke shop, no body really expected it to actually make sense. In reality, the cards actually said, Egypt. Kairo, Egypt to be exact. The only reason that it is exact, is because if it isn't exact then it leaves room for failure, and that is just not right. Anyways Egypt it was. Unfortunately big giant peaches, don't move at a particularily fast pace, and unfortunately particularily could not actually be spelt appropriately but I guess that it was you get when you try to sound smart by writing down big confusing words. Anyways, some how Heather knew that in Ancient Egypt that Teen Girl Squad would find the forgotten member of the fellowship, because the rest of the girls forgot to include this member at all in the last few chapters. It was kind of like he didn't exist which was really mean and some of the girls should feel ashamed when they are reading this because they did forget to mention this fellowship member and that is not right. I mean there is always that element of surprise, but still personally I think that this fellowship member is pretty dam important so just to forget him like that is just mean and cruel and basically not nice.
But anyways Heather was sure that they would find one of the members of the fellowship in Ancient Egypt, even if it did mean travelling back in time. So the group went back to Campbellford because the telephone booth by the SHELL or ESSO station, was in fact a time machine, just like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which Langy Lando thought was pretty neat.
So the big group of people squeezed their way into the phone booth, and this was a tight squeeze. Not only did they have to include some of the birds into the phone booth, Susanne insisted they take the peach with them as well, just in case, she had stated.
So away they went to Ancient Egypt, which was pretty cool. Mostly because stuff was really really old and mummy's weren't mummy's yet and stuff like that. The group split up into groups of two's to search for any member of the fellowship, but unfortunately they could not find anyone. The girls soon realized that they might not be able to find every one in every country that they went to. This would make the mission at lot more difficult and the story much more longer. But who are we kidding? I am just getting started here.
So the girls and friends decided to tour around Ancient Egypt for a while. They went to see the future sight of the pyramids, and they got an autograph from Alexander the Great, because they wanted Colin Farell to see it, mostly because they wanted to show him, how awesome Alexander the Great looked with blonde hair and how incredibly stupid Colin Farell looked with blonde hair. Unfortunately the trip was cut short when some very creepy looking guards wanted to use mummification to preserve Emily's butt for several hundred years. So as soon as that conversation was brought to a halt, the group sprinted for the time machine as fast as they could. They made it, just in time. The gaurds were grabbing toilet paper and glue.
The time machine landed in L.A, in 2004 which was regular time. In case you did not know that already. Suddenly Emily got a whiff of some very mesmorizing calone. Heather and Susanne were also attracted by this lovely calone. Alison just fell asleep from it. Lando realized that he had a hair out of place and ran away screaming like a little girl. The rest of the group ate the peach.
Emily continued to follow the scent until it brought her to the outside of a movie studio. She stumbled in to find Billy Boyd sitting on the ground, putting on calone and sniffling softly.
"Mr.Boyd" Emily said dazily "What's wrong?"
"I know what you did" said Billy angrily.
"What? What did I do?" asked Emily
"It wasn't just you, it was all of you. Even the fellowship" he replied.
"What did we all do, Ol' Bill?" asked Susanne who grinned at the thought of the nickname that she had just created.
"YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!" he yelled, quite understandly at that.
"Oh yes, I forgot about that" said Heather quietly.
"Yes thats right. I was just going through the last couple chapters, and you did not even mention me once. I mean whats up with that? Sure you know what I may not be as famous as Viggo or Orlando, or I may not be someones part time love or full time interst like Dominic or Orlando or Alexandre, I mean what is Alexandre doing here anyways? He's not even part of the fellowship. And for another thing Susanne, I think that you hinted at the whole Orlando/Susanne realtionship thing. So don't go blaming other people. You know that deep down you really do love Orlando Bloom, even if he is a bit girly and mousey like. He's still a great guy. Although he does smell like peanut butter. But anyways how could you forget me? I even came to Trent one time, just to show my love for Canadians, and you STILL forget about me. So if you think that you have come to rescue me then you are dead wrong." Billy got up to leave, but then he tripped on some random rope and fell down a hole.
"Can I get a little help?" Billy called from the bottom of the hole.
"Well I don't know you were pretty mean to us right then" replied Emily who was still a little cross.
"Fine. I'll eat my way out" said Billy determinedly.
And thats exactly what he did. Billy ate his way out of the hole. He finally agreed to come on board of the big giant peach and help the group find the other lost fellowship members, the Man of the East and especially the BFR, but he had to go to the washroom. And that's where he stayed for a good 6 hours.
Go to it Emily
chapter 15
Ok, so, the situation thus far is this: The Teen Girl Squad had rescued all of the kidnapped Fellowship members, plus the BFR. Then the Man from the East showed up and recaptured John Rhys Davies, Ian McKellen and the BFR. She also took the Teen Girl Squad ship.
The Teen Girl Squad and the cast of the Fellowship were travelling quite slowly on the giant peach towards the general direction of Australia. Heather was desperately trying to talk to Sean Bean
"NO!! We need to go towards Japan, thats were they were headed before they were captured!!!" she said in exasperation.
"THIS PEACH IS VERY HARD TO STEER!!" snapped Sean B. This statement appeared to be true and the TGS watched as Sean threw small bits of bread into the air in the direction of Japan and the birds carrying the peach would fly over there. It made for a bumpy ride and Susanne wished that she could have her ship back, but all she could do was moodily write in her cherished notebook.
Alison was quite excited that Billy Boyd was on the peach and kept poking him. Billy was still a bit embarrassed about earlier. It had been said that once he got on the peach we went to the washroom and stayed there for 6 hours. After a gruelling tournament of Rock Paper Scissors it was decided that it would be Emily’s unfortunate job to go and tell Billy that peaches did not have bathrooms on them. He was still very ashamed about this and everyone made a point to avoid one side of the peach.
After filling up the pages of her notebook Susanne had what she claims was an epiphany.
"Hey guys!!"she shouted excitedly "I just had an epiphany!!!"
"What was it?" they all asked
"Well, Why don’t we go back in time to rescue John, Ian and the BRF!! We can go back and wait for them to start racing each other to Japan and then stop them and put them back on the ship, since that will be before the Man of the East stole it!!!" she said excitedly "So we prevent her from kidnapping them in the first place! We just need to go to the phone booth in C-Ford by the gas station which actually a time machine!"
Everyone on the peach seemed to like this idea and Sean B changed directions from Japan to Canada. They had to stop 5 times to get more bread before they actually got there, but eventually they were all crammed into the phone booth and were soon back in Thailand approximately 2 years before they were going to arrive.
"Oh man, this sucks!!"cried Susanne who was very impatient.
"Hey, it’s ok" said Emily "all we have to do is wait around for a little longer than expected..no problem" She started to giggle nervously and then preoccupied herself by protecting her butt from the many dangers out there. Her butt could only be injured so many times before it would have to be hooked up to the dreaded Iron Butt. The only thing holding it together now was a few well placed staples.
So the Teen Girl Squad and most of the Cast of the Fellowship and Alexandre Despatie and possibly some other people I just can’t remember waited there for their ship to land so that they could capture John, Ian and the BFR before the Man of the East.
Finally the ship landed and they saw themselves get off and organize into groups. They watched as John, Ian and the BFR started to race each other to see who could get to Japan first. They never did find out because the Teen Girls Captured them and took them to safety on the ship and locked them in the hair products closet.
Then they went back into the phone booth and returned to normal time.
Everyone climbed onto the peach again and they all started towards Thailand. It was a long peach ride, but it was worth it because when they got to Thailand their ship was there waiting for them and Ian, John and the BFR were all angrily banging on the door of the closet.
So the Fellowship was all rescued but the dilemma of the Man of the East still hung in the air like the flies hovering around Viggo. The girls still had to find her and get this story finished!!!
Africa is a really big continent. So the true question was, where in Africa should Teen Girl Squad + a whole lot of people, go? I think the answers were in the cards. Unfortunately the cards were on the jet so there was no really no point in trying to find the cards, but the cards that were on the jet said Front Bum. Which didn't make sense at all, but seeing as Alison had bought them at a joke shop, no body really expected it to actually make sense. In reality, the cards actually said, Egypt. Kairo, Egypt to be exact. The only reason that it is exact, is because if it isn't exact then it leaves room for failure, and that is just not right. Anyways Egypt it was. Unfortunately big giant peaches, don't move at a particularily fast pace, and unfortunately particularily could not actually be spelt appropriately but I guess that it was you get when you try to sound smart by writing down big confusing words. Anyways, some how Heather knew that in Ancient Egypt that Teen Girl Squad would find the forgotten member of the fellowship, because the rest of the girls forgot to include this member at all in the last few chapters. It was kind of like he didn't exist which was really mean and some of the girls should feel ashamed when they are reading this because they did forget to mention this fellowship member and that is not right. I mean there is always that element of surprise, but still personally I think that this fellowship member is pretty dam important so just to forget him like that is just mean and cruel and basically not nice.
But anyways Heather was sure that they would find one of the members of the fellowship in Ancient Egypt, even if it did mean travelling back in time. So the group went back to Campbellford because the telephone booth by the SHELL or ESSO station, was in fact a time machine, just like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which Langy Lando thought was pretty neat.
So the big group of people squeezed their way into the phone booth, and this was a tight squeeze. Not only did they have to include some of the birds into the phone booth, Susanne insisted they take the peach with them as well, just in case, she had stated.
So away they went to Ancient Egypt, which was pretty cool. Mostly because stuff was really really old and mummy's weren't mummy's yet and stuff like that. The group split up into groups of two's to search for any member of the fellowship, but unfortunately they could not find anyone. The girls soon realized that they might not be able to find every one in every country that they went to. This would make the mission at lot more difficult and the story much more longer. But who are we kidding? I am just getting started here.
So the girls and friends decided to tour around Ancient Egypt for a while. They went to see the future sight of the pyramids, and they got an autograph from Alexander the Great, because they wanted Colin Farell to see it, mostly because they wanted to show him, how awesome Alexander the Great looked with blonde hair and how incredibly stupid Colin Farell looked with blonde hair. Unfortunately the trip was cut short when some very creepy looking guards wanted to use mummification to preserve Emily's butt for several hundred years. So as soon as that conversation was brought to a halt, the group sprinted for the time machine as fast as they could. They made it, just in time. The gaurds were grabbing toilet paper and glue.
The time machine landed in L.A, in 2004 which was regular time. In case you did not know that already. Suddenly Emily got a whiff of some very mesmorizing calone. Heather and Susanne were also attracted by this lovely calone. Alison just fell asleep from it. Lando realized that he had a hair out of place and ran away screaming like a little girl. The rest of the group ate the peach.
Emily continued to follow the scent until it brought her to the outside of a movie studio. She stumbled in to find Billy Boyd sitting on the ground, putting on calone and sniffling softly.
"Mr.Boyd" Emily said dazily "What's wrong?"
"I know what you did" said Billy angrily.
"What? What did I do?" asked Emily
"It wasn't just you, it was all of you. Even the fellowship" he replied.
"What did we all do, Ol' Bill?" asked Susanne who grinned at the thought of the nickname that she had just created.
"YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!" he yelled, quite understandly at that.
"Oh yes, I forgot about that" said Heather quietly.
"Yes thats right. I was just going through the last couple chapters, and you did not even mention me once. I mean whats up with that? Sure you know what I may not be as famous as Viggo or Orlando, or I may not be someones part time love or full time interst like Dominic or Orlando or Alexandre, I mean what is Alexandre doing here anyways? He's not even part of the fellowship. And for another thing Susanne, I think that you hinted at the whole Orlando/Susanne realtionship thing. So don't go blaming other people. You know that deep down you really do love Orlando Bloom, even if he is a bit girly and mousey like. He's still a great guy. Although he does smell like peanut butter. But anyways how could you forget me? I even came to Trent one time, just to show my love for Canadians, and you STILL forget about me. So if you think that you have come to rescue me then you are dead wrong." Billy got up to leave, but then he tripped on some random rope and fell down a hole.
"Can I get a little help?" Billy called from the bottom of the hole.
"Well I don't know you were pretty mean to us right then" replied Emily who was still a little cross.
"Fine. I'll eat my way out" said Billy determinedly.
And thats exactly what he did. Billy ate his way out of the hole. He finally agreed to come on board of the big giant peach and help the group find the other lost fellowship members, the Man of the East and especially the BFR, but he had to go to the washroom. And that's where he stayed for a good 6 hours.
Go to it Emily
chapter 15
Ok, so, the situation thus far is this: The Teen Girl Squad had rescued all of the kidnapped Fellowship members, plus the BFR. Then the Man from the East showed up and recaptured John Rhys Davies, Ian McKellen and the BFR. She also took the Teen Girl Squad ship.
The Teen Girl Squad and the cast of the Fellowship were travelling quite slowly on the giant peach towards the general direction of Australia. Heather was desperately trying to talk to Sean Bean
"NO!! We need to go towards Japan, thats were they were headed before they were captured!!!" she said in exasperation.
"THIS PEACH IS VERY HARD TO STEER!!" snapped Sean B. This statement appeared to be true and the TGS watched as Sean threw small bits of bread into the air in the direction of Japan and the birds carrying the peach would fly over there. It made for a bumpy ride and Susanne wished that she could have her ship back, but all she could do was moodily write in her cherished notebook.
Alison was quite excited that Billy Boyd was on the peach and kept poking him. Billy was still a bit embarrassed about earlier. It had been said that once he got on the peach we went to the washroom and stayed there for 6 hours. After a gruelling tournament of Rock Paper Scissors it was decided that it would be Emily’s unfortunate job to go and tell Billy that peaches did not have bathrooms on them. He was still very ashamed about this and everyone made a point to avoid one side of the peach.
After filling up the pages of her notebook Susanne had what she claims was an epiphany.
"Hey guys!!"she shouted excitedly "I just had an epiphany!!!"
"What was it?" they all asked
"Well, Why don’t we go back in time to rescue John, Ian and the BRF!! We can go back and wait for them to start racing each other to Japan and then stop them and put them back on the ship, since that will be before the Man of the East stole it!!!" she said excitedly "So we prevent her from kidnapping them in the first place! We just need to go to the phone booth in C-Ford by the gas station which actually a time machine!"
Everyone on the peach seemed to like this idea and Sean B changed directions from Japan to Canada. They had to stop 5 times to get more bread before they actually got there, but eventually they were all crammed into the phone booth and were soon back in Thailand approximately 2 years before they were going to arrive.
"Oh man, this sucks!!"cried Susanne who was very impatient.
"Hey, it’s ok" said Emily "all we have to do is wait around for a little longer than expected..no problem" She started to giggle nervously and then preoccupied herself by protecting her butt from the many dangers out there. Her butt could only be injured so many times before it would have to be hooked up to the dreaded Iron Butt. The only thing holding it together now was a few well placed staples.
So the Teen Girl Squad and most of the Cast of the Fellowship and Alexandre Despatie and possibly some other people I just can’t remember waited there for their ship to land so that they could capture John, Ian and the BFR before the Man of the East.
Finally the ship landed and they saw themselves get off and organize into groups. They watched as John, Ian and the BFR started to race each other to see who could get to Japan first. They never did find out because the Teen Girls Captured them and took them to safety on the ship and locked them in the hair products closet.
Then they went back into the phone booth and returned to normal time.
Everyone climbed onto the peach again and they all started towards Thailand. It was a long peach ride, but it was worth it because when they got to Thailand their ship was there waiting for them and Ian, John and the BFR were all angrily banging on the door of the closet.
So the Fellowship was all rescued but the dilemma of the Man of the East still hung in the air like the flies hovering around Viggo. The girls still had to find her and get this story finished!!!
posted by Heather at 1:46 PM
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