Chapter 5
Chapter 5
By: Evan
Our first ever guest writer
After being pulled through much of the unknown underground tunnels, the TGS featuring Evan came to a stop and were released from the sacs in a very poorly lit cigar-smelling room. With careful examination, it was determined by Heather that they were in fact inside the Campbellford legion which was a very (broken) hip place to be for the old folks. The five young'ns were forced up onto the stage where their hands were bound. It appeared as if some sort of trial were about to begin.
With many of the elderly scattered around the roomand guarding the exits with their scary looking canes, it was obvious that there was no escape. For Evan, the worst part of it all was that they had taken away his CD player, which was not tolerated. The only music he could hear was Lawrence Welk *shudder*... but where was it coming from? He looked around frantically only to find a CD player that one of the more technologically advanced fogeys had brought in. Remembering that he had brought his pocket sized CD carrier, he came up with a plan.... but first he needed a distraction. Evan turned to Susanne and asked "hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" To which she replied with a giggle, "I think so Evan, but how are we supposed to get the monkeys to wear pantyhose?" Frusterated, Evan turned to Alison and asked her to start tap dancing as best she could (because old people like talents like that). Amazingly and to everyone's surprise, Alison was quite the talented tap dancer. While Alison was amusing all the oldies, Evan quickly cut the rope binding his hands using a sharp edge of Emily's ass-plate. Then, he untied Emily and Heather and ran over to the CD player.
They were ready to switch CD's when a problem arose. Evan could not decide which CD to choose (quite the common problem). Time was running out, Alison was running out of slick moves and the old people were getting restless... what to do?!?! Finally, it was decided that My Chemical Romance would be the best CD for their plan. In it went and the volume was cranked. Thanks For The Venom (<---- promotion, download or buy the CD) screamed out of the speakers. After a few seconds shouts such as "Damn kids and their loud music" or "AHHH my hearing aid!" echoed around the room. Leaving the stunned ancients behind, the Teen Girl Squad untied Alison and fled the room through the first door they could find. Running down a staircase, they noticed a doorway leading outside. Quickly sprinting out, they were free... but for how long? Nap time was almost over and evening mass was about to begin in the church next to them. "Thank God we're out of here" said Heather thanking God... With that, God was all like "Oh no you dih'nt thank me!" (vengeful fellow he is) and the church bells rang signifying the beginning of evening mass. Evan, hearing his mom calling him from 10 blocks away (good hearing due to having to hear people over his music) began to head home for dinner. The girls watching Evan walk off into the sunset heard strange noises headed their way. First, they heard doors opening, then a sudden rush of clicking canes and motor scooters. The wave of old folks were off to church and headed straight for the TGS! What would happen to them? how would they escape? what was Evan having for dinner?!?! Find out all this and more next time on The Adventures of the Teen Girl Squad! Dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, duhhhhhh
By: Evan
Our first ever guest writer
After being pulled through much of the unknown underground tunnels, the TGS featuring Evan came to a stop and were released from the sacs in a very poorly lit cigar-smelling room. With careful examination, it was determined by Heather that they were in fact inside the Campbellford legion which was a very (broken) hip place to be for the old folks. The five young'ns were forced up onto the stage where their hands were bound. It appeared as if some sort of trial were about to begin.
With many of the elderly scattered around the roomand guarding the exits with their scary looking canes, it was obvious that there was no escape. For Evan, the worst part of it all was that they had taken away his CD player, which was not tolerated. The only music he could hear was Lawrence Welk *shudder*... but where was it coming from? He looked around frantically only to find a CD player that one of the more technologically advanced fogeys had brought in. Remembering that he had brought his pocket sized CD carrier, he came up with a plan.... but first he needed a distraction. Evan turned to Susanne and asked "hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" To which she replied with a giggle, "I think so Evan, but how are we supposed to get the monkeys to wear pantyhose?" Frusterated, Evan turned to Alison and asked her to start tap dancing as best she could (because old people like talents like that). Amazingly and to everyone's surprise, Alison was quite the talented tap dancer. While Alison was amusing all the oldies, Evan quickly cut the rope binding his hands using a sharp edge of Emily's ass-plate. Then, he untied Emily and Heather and ran over to the CD player.
They were ready to switch CD's when a problem arose. Evan could not decide which CD to choose (quite the common problem). Time was running out, Alison was running out of slick moves and the old people were getting restless... what to do?!?! Finally, it was decided that My Chemical Romance would be the best CD for their plan. In it went and the volume was cranked. Thanks For The Venom (<---- promotion, download or buy the CD) screamed out of the speakers. After a few seconds shouts such as "Damn kids and their loud music" or "AHHH my hearing aid!" echoed around the room. Leaving the stunned ancients behind, the Teen Girl Squad untied Alison and fled the room through the first door they could find. Running down a staircase, they noticed a doorway leading outside. Quickly sprinting out, they were free... but for how long? Nap time was almost over and evening mass was about to begin in the church next to them. "Thank God we're out of here" said Heather thanking God... With that, God was all like "Oh no you dih'nt thank me!" (vengeful fellow he is) and the church bells rang signifying the beginning of evening mass. Evan, hearing his mom calling him from 10 blocks away (good hearing due to having to hear people over his music) began to head home for dinner. The girls watching Evan walk off into the sunset heard strange noises headed their way. First, they heard doors opening, then a sudden rush of clicking canes and motor scooters. The wave of old folks were off to church and headed straight for the TGS! What would happen to them? how would they escape? what was Evan having for dinner?!?! Find out all this and more next time on The Adventures of the Teen Girl Squad! Dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, duhhhhhh
posted by Heather at 3:15 PM
3 Comments:
Finally, eh!
But excellent job though Evan.
Hahaha, very good, quite funny! I noticed that Evans character was quite glorified in that chapter, hmm. If he starts now he may be able to make another appearance in our next story!
*Snicker*
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"Ass-plate"
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