Story II Chapter 1 and 2
CHAPTER 1-emily
The Teen Girls were back in their secret hideout, the cave in the mountain and enjoying their time off of stressful adventures and missions. Susanne was curled up in a corner reading, Ali and Heather were listening to music and Emily had just walked in.
"Hi guys, I just got back from the doctor. We decided to take extra precautions concerning by butt’s safety. As you all know it has come across some hard times in the past, so may I introduce to you.....The Iron Butt!!!"
Emily held up what looked like a large metal plate which was bent in the shape of a butt.
"Oh, so it’s like plate armour but for your butt!!" Susanne exclaimed
"Well yes, this part, but theres more" Emily said "there is also a protective air pocket of sorts which attaches onto the outside, to slow down any high speed objects which are coming towards my butt. Here I’ll show you!"
Emily strapped the Iron Butt on and then pulled what looked to be a parachute out of her purse. It was a parachute. Emily attached the parachute to the Iron Butt and then pulled out a pump and started to pump air into the parachute until it was full and about the size of a beetle car. Emily looked very pleased with herself. The other girls looked very fearfully at Emily. Susanne decided the best thing to do in a situation like this was to continue reading. Ali and Heather were trying very very hard not to laugh. As friends it is of course a rule that if your friend looks ridiculously stupid and does not seem to realize it, it is your unfortunate duty to point it out to them as gently as possible. Ali decided that this was too good of an opportunity and started to edge off to her bag to get her camera. Heather also did not follow the rule, well, one part of it.
"You Look Soooooo Stupid!!!" she said which was in no way gentle at all.
Emily, needless to say, already knew this but had decided to sacrifice appearance for safety... well, appearance for appearance since this was all to protect her precious butt. And the iron part made her feel like Xena. She waddled over to a chair and started the difficult job of trying to sit in it while wearing the Iron Butt.
Susanne suddenly got up, looked out of the window and then started leaping wildly around the room. "YESSSSSSSSS OH YA!!!!!!!" she cried excitedly. "WE GOT ON PIMP MY RIDE!!!!!!!! XZIBIT is coming up here right now!!!"
Emily shot up out of the chair and screamed "You mean there is going to be a camera!?!? I’m going to be on TV?!?!? FINALLY!!! Oh My God, I’m going to go get my head shots to show the producer, this is sooo cool!!..." it was at this time that Emily remembered with horror that she was wearing the Iron Butt. She ripped it off and tossed it under the cushions. She wouldn’t need it anymore anyway. Now that she was about to be famous she could hire 11 full time body guards to protect her butt.
"How much time before he gets to the door?!?!" Ali, Heather and Emily asked. Susanne peaked out of the window again.
"About 20 seconds, lets get going, girls!!!"
Everyone knew what to do. This was operation Wigpimp.
Step 1 Heather quickly changed the music to Xzibit’s latest CD.
Step 2 Emily rolled up one of her pant legs and practised doing excessive hand movements when talking.
Step 3 Ali tossed on a lot of jewelry, officially called "bling".
Step 4 Susanne reacquainted herself with her native language of Wigger.so that she could communicate with Xzibit better.
Step 5 They all try to look very casual and innocent.
*Diiing Donnnng*
Step 6 Susanne moved to open the door but then she remembered that they did not have a doorbell. She waited a moment longer...
*Knock Knock Knock*
Step 6 Susanne opened the door, saw Xzibit and freaked out
"Oh My God, Thank you MTV!!! Whoooo HOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA"
Step 7 The rest of the girls came out to see what all of the disturbance was and joined in on the freaking out.
CHAPTER 2-emily
With the Jet gone on Pimp My Ride for a week the Teen Girls were now using little motorized scooters as transportation. They were down in Campbellford in Dooher’s Bakery when they decided to take a ride around town. They were just going past another retirement home when Ali spotted a ladder coming out of the third floor window. They were about to scoot on by when they saw an old woman appear at the window and start to climb down. She must have been at least 87.
The Teen Girls all ran forwards trying to save the poor old woman from slipping and certain death. She did get to the ground safely and was quickly surrounded by the concerned girls.
"Are you ok?"
"Do you need to lie down for a bit"
"those people in the retirement home should take better care of you"
"Lets get you back inside"
Suddenly she ripped from their helpful and supporting grasp and took a few steps away
"You don’t seem to get it do you?" she asked them with a hint of menace "I didn’t just wander down here, lassies. I am escaping...We all are!!! HAHAAAAAHAHAHAH HACCC A GHAAGAA..." *several minutes of hacking* "Come on everyone!!!!!" she screamed up at the window
To the Teen Girl’s horror a long line of old people started to escape from the retirement home and hobble gleefully past them and out into the city of Campbellford. The owner of the nursing home came running out of the doors with his hands waving and a terrified look on his face and stopped beside the girls
"Oh no!! I have been fearing this day for many years....I just prayed that it would never be in my lifetime.." he said
The girls looked at the owner.
"What do you mean?" the asked
"Well" he replied "there are approximately 42 old people for every young person in the town of Campbellford. We have managed to keep them locked up and heavily sedated up until now, but it appears that they have finally escaped. They want revenge for all of those years. Those ones that just escaped are probably helping the other old people escape from the 19 other nursing homes and retirement homes in Campbellford. Theres no stopping them now. We are doomed, DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!" He ended dramatically and the Teen Girls knew he was right. But they were not a bunch of girls to just sit around. They would do something to try and save the town from eternal re-runs of Laurence Whelk and overwhelming lilac perfume. This would be their hardest task yet, but they could not manage the thought of the whole town closing down at 1 in the afternoon so everyone could have their naps. This time is was personal. The enemy: the Elderly. They were dangerous, not to be messed around with. The Teen Girls were going where they had never gone before. The battle between young and old has begun!!!!!!!
The Teen Girls were back in their secret hideout, the cave in the mountain and enjoying their time off of stressful adventures and missions. Susanne was curled up in a corner reading, Ali and Heather were listening to music and Emily had just walked in.
"Hi guys, I just got back from the doctor. We decided to take extra precautions concerning by butt’s safety. As you all know it has come across some hard times in the past, so may I introduce to you.....The Iron Butt!!!"
Emily held up what looked like a large metal plate which was bent in the shape of a butt.
"Oh, so it’s like plate armour but for your butt!!" Susanne exclaimed
"Well yes, this part, but theres more" Emily said "there is also a protective air pocket of sorts which attaches onto the outside, to slow down any high speed objects which are coming towards my butt. Here I’ll show you!"
Emily strapped the Iron Butt on and then pulled what looked to be a parachute out of her purse. It was a parachute. Emily attached the parachute to the Iron Butt and then pulled out a pump and started to pump air into the parachute until it was full and about the size of a beetle car. Emily looked very pleased with herself. The other girls looked very fearfully at Emily. Susanne decided the best thing to do in a situation like this was to continue reading. Ali and Heather were trying very very hard not to laugh. As friends it is of course a rule that if your friend looks ridiculously stupid and does not seem to realize it, it is your unfortunate duty to point it out to them as gently as possible. Ali decided that this was too good of an opportunity and started to edge off to her bag to get her camera. Heather also did not follow the rule, well, one part of it.
"You Look Soooooo Stupid!!!" she said which was in no way gentle at all.
Emily, needless to say, already knew this but had decided to sacrifice appearance for safety... well, appearance for appearance since this was all to protect her precious butt. And the iron part made her feel like Xena. She waddled over to a chair and started the difficult job of trying to sit in it while wearing the Iron Butt.
Susanne suddenly got up, looked out of the window and then started leaping wildly around the room. "YESSSSSSSSS OH YA!!!!!!!" she cried excitedly. "WE GOT ON PIMP MY RIDE!!!!!!!! XZIBIT is coming up here right now!!!"
Emily shot up out of the chair and screamed "You mean there is going to be a camera!?!? I’m going to be on TV?!?!? FINALLY!!! Oh My God, I’m going to go get my head shots to show the producer, this is sooo cool!!..." it was at this time that Emily remembered with horror that she was wearing the Iron Butt. She ripped it off and tossed it under the cushions. She wouldn’t need it anymore anyway. Now that she was about to be famous she could hire 11 full time body guards to protect her butt.
"How much time before he gets to the door?!?!" Ali, Heather and Emily asked. Susanne peaked out of the window again.
"About 20 seconds, lets get going, girls!!!"
Everyone knew what to do. This was operation Wigpimp.
Step 1 Heather quickly changed the music to Xzibit’s latest CD.
Step 2 Emily rolled up one of her pant legs and practised doing excessive hand movements when talking.
Step 3 Ali tossed on a lot of jewelry, officially called "bling".
Step 4 Susanne reacquainted herself with her native language of Wigger.so that she could communicate with Xzibit better.
Step 5 They all try to look very casual and innocent.
*Diiing Donnnng*
Step 6 Susanne moved to open the door but then she remembered that they did not have a doorbell. She waited a moment longer...
*Knock Knock Knock*
Step 6 Susanne opened the door, saw Xzibit and freaked out
"Oh My God, Thank you MTV!!! Whoooo HOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAA"
Step 7 The rest of the girls came out to see what all of the disturbance was and joined in on the freaking out.
CHAPTER 2-emily
With the Jet gone on Pimp My Ride for a week the Teen Girls were now using little motorized scooters as transportation. They were down in Campbellford in Dooher’s Bakery when they decided to take a ride around town. They were just going past another retirement home when Ali spotted a ladder coming out of the third floor window. They were about to scoot on by when they saw an old woman appear at the window and start to climb down. She must have been at least 87.
The Teen Girls all ran forwards trying to save the poor old woman from slipping and certain death. She did get to the ground safely and was quickly surrounded by the concerned girls.
"Are you ok?"
"Do you need to lie down for a bit"
"those people in the retirement home should take better care of you"
"Lets get you back inside"
Suddenly she ripped from their helpful and supporting grasp and took a few steps away
"You don’t seem to get it do you?" she asked them with a hint of menace "I didn’t just wander down here, lassies. I am escaping...We all are!!! HAHAAAAAHAHAHAH HACCC A GHAAGAA..." *several minutes of hacking* "Come on everyone!!!!!" she screamed up at the window
To the Teen Girl’s horror a long line of old people started to escape from the retirement home and hobble gleefully past them and out into the city of Campbellford. The owner of the nursing home came running out of the doors with his hands waving and a terrified look on his face and stopped beside the girls
"Oh no!! I have been fearing this day for many years....I just prayed that it would never be in my lifetime.." he said
The girls looked at the owner.
"What do you mean?" the asked
"Well" he replied "there are approximately 42 old people for every young person in the town of Campbellford. We have managed to keep them locked up and heavily sedated up until now, but it appears that they have finally escaped. They want revenge for all of those years. Those ones that just escaped are probably helping the other old people escape from the 19 other nursing homes and retirement homes in Campbellford. Theres no stopping them now. We are doomed, DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!" He ended dramatically and the Teen Girls knew he was right. But they were not a bunch of girls to just sit around. They would do something to try and save the town from eternal re-runs of Laurence Whelk and overwhelming lilac perfume. This would be their hardest task yet, but they could not manage the thought of the whole town closing down at 1 in the afternoon so everyone could have their naps. This time is was personal. The enemy: the Elderly. They were dangerous, not to be messed around with. The Teen Girls were going where they had never gone before. The battle between young and old has begun!!!!!!!
posted by So & So at 5:04 PM
2 Comments:
Excellent! I'm going to have so much fun with this one.
Sadly, I will not be able to start my chapter until Wednesday. Evil teachers of mass destruction and such. You get the idea. Things should have mostly cleared by then, and that is when I'll get it done. Cheers.
I might be able to do that chapter tonight after work. Not everything is clearing up Wendesday as I thought it would, so if not tonight then Friday. Maybe Thursday. Hate to keep people waiting. I will be in close quarters with several of these escaped antagonists at my JOB tonight, so maybe I will be super inspired.
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