Chapter 6-by ali
It seemed like months and months and months and months and months and months and months and months and months and 2 weeks and 5 days before the elderly approached TGS. The overwhelming scent of perfume and click clacking of canes was too much for the TGS to handle. They screamed, ran in a circle and prepared a plan.
" Lets play some ReliantK, that'll scare them away!" exclaimed Emily, who thought that this plan was brilliant and thought that she was quite creative for thinking it up.
"Actually Emily, I would rather not be associated with this situation and you already used the good music trick, it just won't work again" said a voice from outside of the circle.
Matt. T stood outside of the cirlce, looking very good, almost Dominic Monaghan good, although that would be a step to far. Emily looked shocked, and she was completley happy for one moment in time. This was absolute bliss for her.
"But hey thanks for thinking of me!" said Matt T. With a wiggle of his nose, he disapeared into thin air only leaving an essence of hottness behind him.
"Okay guys we have got to think" said Alison suddenly, although this was a surprise to everyone seeing as she had been labeled as the stupid one of the group which she was quite bitter about. "I say we hitchike" contiued Alison...this was much more like something Alison would say, so everyone looked unschocked and listened intently her. "Okay everyone....to the CURB!"
Everyone but Emily ran to the curb and did their best hitchiking pose. Heather pulled a prostitot and pulled her skirt a little north above the knee. Susanne, stuck out both of her thumbs and yelled "Ehhhhhh" and tried to do her best impersonation of the Fonz. Alison slightly stuck her thumb out, although she was hesitent because she didn't like asking people for rides. Emily slowly dragged her feet towards the curb and sat down. She rested her head in her palm and sighed.
Luckily a blue truck came to a stop. Altough when Alison saw the owner of the blue truck, she backed up quickly. Unfortunately the owner of the truck was Creepy Eye Brows guy, and his eyebrows had gone haywire. They were up, down, up, down, they were all over the place. Alison screamed and luckily a black BMW crashed into the blue truck sending it and Creepy Eyebrows Guy, flying out into the middle of the street.
"ûßñ ïÌaXûÉ cÚpôip þУaªŒ ÝüÊâ¤éÁ ZpÔézrÒ¹ GûÃ¥g p¬8ûZ8é"
"Oh my god!" screamed Heather
"It can't be!" said Susanne, who was a little bitter seeing as Creepy Eyebrows Guy was her friend, which was odd, and should never have happened.
"Where's Matt T?" cried Emily who was still depressed because, a) she didn't get Matt.T's autograph and b) she didn't get to show him her iron butt.
"Thank god, somebody got rid of that pshyco"
The girls climbed into the BMW and drove away.
"So Big Furry Russian how's it going?" asked Alison, who was in the front because she didn't want to be a back seat driver, but instead a passenger seat driver, it made more sense.
"Where's Matt T, Big Furry Russian?" asked Emily who looked hurt when everyone ignored her.
"Hey Big Furry Russian, I thought you went back to Russia when we defeated the Man of the East" said Susanne.
"ߺáÐ ºénëõkÉù JA0ÂÑþУaª zrûZïÌaX¤éÁ" replied the Big Furry Russian.
"Well c'mon Russian, lets run over those packs of seniors over there. 10 points for each one you hit. 100 points for each one that has dentures that fall out when you hit them and 10000 for each one that you hit that has a cane and drawn on eyebrows" said Heather who was very excited for the situation.
And thus the TGS and the big furry russian played their game all day until they accumulated over 5 782151657987975 897987769798 548679879845 87897897875 6879897987564 798798765 9879876465 987 654 68798 76545498 76 465 987 4 456678987 45687 6548 7897 654 878 7654 87 8978 8798 987 4 87 points. Heather was quite pleased. Emily cried a lot more, but she soon realized that she actually got to see Matt T so she was very happy. Susanne was bitter because Creepy Eyebrows guy was gone but Alison assured her that it was for the best. And they were all happy.
They were happy until the atagonists prepared to fight against the BMW with the hip young old folks that were in wheel chairs and could fight against the car with their canes. Unfortunately one of the old folks hit the cars engine very hard (he was on steroids therefore he had strength) and made the car stop. It was sad because the car was nice. The old folk began to circle around the car most of them with their teeth missing, because their dentures were out on the road. TGS didn't know what to do. They screamed and the big furry russian screamed and then-
" Lets play some ReliantK, that'll scare them away!" exclaimed Emily, who thought that this plan was brilliant and thought that she was quite creative for thinking it up.
"Actually Emily, I would rather not be associated with this situation and you already used the good music trick, it just won't work again" said a voice from outside of the circle.
Matt. T stood outside of the cirlce, looking very good, almost Dominic Monaghan good, although that would be a step to far. Emily looked shocked, and she was completley happy for one moment in time. This was absolute bliss for her.
"But hey thanks for thinking of me!" said Matt T. With a wiggle of his nose, he disapeared into thin air only leaving an essence of hottness behind him.
"Okay guys we have got to think" said Alison suddenly, although this was a surprise to everyone seeing as she had been labeled as the stupid one of the group which she was quite bitter about. "I say we hitchike" contiued Alison...this was much more like something Alison would say, so everyone looked unschocked and listened intently her. "Okay everyone....to the CURB!"
Everyone but Emily ran to the curb and did their best hitchiking pose. Heather pulled a prostitot and pulled her skirt a little north above the knee. Susanne, stuck out both of her thumbs and yelled "Ehhhhhh" and tried to do her best impersonation of the Fonz. Alison slightly stuck her thumb out, although she was hesitent because she didn't like asking people for rides. Emily slowly dragged her feet towards the curb and sat down. She rested her head in her palm and sighed.
Luckily a blue truck came to a stop. Altough when Alison saw the owner of the blue truck, she backed up quickly. Unfortunately the owner of the truck was Creepy Eye Brows guy, and his eyebrows had gone haywire. They were up, down, up, down, they were all over the place. Alison screamed and luckily a black BMW crashed into the blue truck sending it and Creepy Eyebrows Guy, flying out into the middle of the street.
"ûßñ ïÌaXûÉ cÚpôip þУaªŒ ÝüÊâ¤éÁ ZpÔézrÒ¹ GûÃ¥g p¬8ûZ8é"
"Oh my god!" screamed Heather
"It can't be!" said Susanne, who was a little bitter seeing as Creepy Eyebrows Guy was her friend, which was odd, and should never have happened.
"Where's Matt T?" cried Emily who was still depressed because, a) she didn't get Matt.T's autograph and b) she didn't get to show him her iron butt.
"Thank god, somebody got rid of that pshyco"
The girls climbed into the BMW and drove away.
"So Big Furry Russian how's it going?" asked Alison, who was in the front because she didn't want to be a back seat driver, but instead a passenger seat driver, it made more sense.
"Where's Matt T, Big Furry Russian?" asked Emily who looked hurt when everyone ignored her.
"Hey Big Furry Russian, I thought you went back to Russia when we defeated the Man of the East" said Susanne.
"ߺáÐ ºénëõkÉù JA0ÂÑþУaª zrûZïÌaX¤éÁ" replied the Big Furry Russian.
"Well c'mon Russian, lets run over those packs of seniors over there. 10 points for each one you hit. 100 points for each one that has dentures that fall out when you hit them and 10000 for each one that you hit that has a cane and drawn on eyebrows" said Heather who was very excited for the situation.
And thus the TGS and the big furry russian played their game all day until they accumulated over 5 782151657987975 897987769798 548679879845 87897897875 6879897987564 798798765 9879876465 987 654 68798 76545498 76 465 987 4 456678987 45687 6548 7897 654 878 7654 87 8978 8798 987 4 87 points. Heather was quite pleased. Emily cried a lot more, but she soon realized that she actually got to see Matt T so she was very happy. Susanne was bitter because Creepy Eyebrows guy was gone but Alison assured her that it was for the best. And they were all happy.
They were happy until the atagonists prepared to fight against the BMW with the hip young old folks that were in wheel chairs and could fight against the car with their canes. Unfortunately one of the old folks hit the cars engine very hard (he was on steroids therefore he had strength) and made the car stop. It was sad because the car was nice. The old folk began to circle around the car most of them with their teeth missing, because their dentures were out on the road. TGS didn't know what to do. They screamed and the big furry russian screamed and then-
posted by So & So at 7:30 PM
1 Comments:
Eyebrows Dude is not creepy! Sure it's weird when he jumps back and stuff but he doesn't do that anymore because he knows me and I really think that under different circumstances you would probably get along. Or at least you wouldn't have to hide in the kitchen watching Harry Potter with your love slave every time someone mentions his name. I really have to see it to believe it man.
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