Chapter 1: Another Story, Another Person to Save

It had been two years. Two very long years. They had gone their separate ways and were taught more words, plot construction, welding and how to perfect the victory dance. While some things had changed, one thing maintained the same. When trouble arose, they would be there to fight it. With all of them spread across the province of Ontario it was devastingly difficult to have a reunion. That was until now. This was the time. The reunion took place where it all began, in Campbellford, outside of Dooher’s Bakery.

“Hey Susanne, you got a little chocolate on your face”

“Ah geeze, again? I really have been working on hitting my mouth, but sometimes it’s just so hard. I just want to eat it all!” exclaimed Susanne.

“Has anyone been back to cave? Did you know they’re planning on building a giant movie theatre in there? I think its called the ‘Scotia Rogers Sony Centre for Watching Movies’,” interjected Heather.

They all groaned and moaned at the ridiculously long, corporate filled name and at the loss of their beloved headquarters.

“Oh guess who I saw the other day,” said Emily, excitedly. “The BFR!”

“Man, I miss that guy, how is he doing?” asked Alison.

“He got married!”

A banter of seriouslies, no ways and thats awesome directly followed as Emily pulled out a picture of the BFR and his new bride, who looked quite similar just with a better groomed beard.

“Tea Break!” cried Alison, who came out carrying a tray of four-steaming hot cups of various herbal teas. So the discussion of what everyone was up to continued as it always does, when old friends gather. Alas these were not just old friends. These were the members of the Teen Girl Squad. They had rescued movie stars, defeated the elderly and made a movie and a rock band. And may have somehow defeated the Man of the East for the final time, but we’ll never be sure, for the last story ended quite abruptly and without any real ending. Although it was said that the earth exploded but it was later found out, that it was just some other planet that looked similar to the earth that exploded and that Earth itself was still in fairly decent shape except for all the pollution and green house gases. TGS had decided to reunite to divide up their cherished items that had been stored in the cave seeing as the Scotia Rogers Centre for Watching Movies were evicting the girls from the cave because they had forgotten to pay rent. And they all wanted to keep something that they cherished and also they thought it was time to let Esther out of the sound-proof booth because they had forgotten to do that for three years.

After they finished their tea, they headed to the cave. First they let Esther out, who was happily having tea and crumpets with the TGS dolls that she had created. She asked if she could take the dolls with her because they were quite good company and all of TGS agreed so Esther went on her way with the dolls and crumpets in her hand, continuously talking. Emily found her Iron Butt which was safely stored underneath a coffee table. Alison did some karoke for old times sake, singing everything from Celine Dion (during which she was booed mercilessly)to Frank Zapa (during which she was booed mercilessly), Susanne went straight for the chocolate supply cupboard and began throwing as much in her pillow case that she brought for the occasion. Heather went to the jet and sat in the control room and was trying to wipe the peanut butter smears off of the control panel. Suddenly there was a loud bang and a figure burst through the cave doors (almost exactly the same way Viggo Mortensen burst through the doors in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers).

“She’s taken him! She’s taken him!” screamed the figure as he stumbled to the centre of the cave and collapsed on the floor.

“Who? Who’s taken Who?” inquired Emily. The whole scene was quite dramatic, one that TGS was not quite used to.

“Maybe it was the Man of the East” declared Alison.

“Or Hilary Duff!” exclaimed Heather.

“Didn’t she drown?” asked Susanne

“I thought she escaped” replied Emily.

The mysterious figure was now sitting up and disgruntled because his dramatic moment was ruined by the on-goings of the teen girl squad.

“Hellllooooo? Man in desperation sitting on the floor here! Anyone going to listen to what I have to say?”

“Oh right” and they turned their attention back to mysterious figure. “So who took who?”

“It was....it was....it was.....HER!” he yelled as he pointed straight to Susanne.

“A-wha? Would you like to explain yourself further mysterious figure?” demanded Alison. “You just can’t charge into our cave and say that our friend took someone when she obviously didn’t.”

“I saw her take him. My friend Bruce Willis. She took him and then she flew away and-“ he started.

“AHA! Well Susanne can’t fly! So it wasn’t her!” declared Emily.

“You’re right, it wasn’t me,” began Susanne. “But it was my evil twin. Suzan.”

Everyone in the cave fell silent and stared at Susanne in disbelief. Was it really possible that Susanne had an evil twin with a similar name? How could this be? Would the TGS reunite to fight Suzan? How would this story play out? What would happen? Will anyone actually read this or has it been just too long?