Chapter 9: A sure-fire plan...It just has to be executed...
By: Heather
Quite terrified, the girls knew that something had to be done, and soon.The girls turned to the wiggers who were strutting away as fast as one could possibly strut without losing their wigger ‘Fla-va.' The King turned looking both horrified and apologetic that he couldn't help them.
"Now what?" said Emily, "Everybody else is going to be too afraid to help us now after hearing that!"
"But they accepted me-" Susanne was stunned off in a daze, sitting on the curb rocking herself back and forth shaking it off, then continuing repeatedly; The girls took to ignoring her.
"They're spreading too fast for us to stop them- without any help..." Heather joined Susanne in the fetal position and also began rocking herself; Once again, she was also ignored.
"Dominic will help us!" shouted Alison. Emily pulled out her handkerchief to wipe up the drool.
"Alison- you know he's on LOST now, he's too busy to help some small town having a problem with the elderly"
Alison was extremely offended by the comment and sat aside Heather, arms crossed, mouth in the pouting position- Emily knew there was no telling when Alison would get over this grudge.
Emily was on her own for ideas. One came to her which she debated in her head for quite some time. "Hey guys! This may sound crazy but-"
Susanne interupted her, "You think that's crazy, did i tell you about the cereal addict lady- now she's crazy...." she went off on a tangeant longer than usual and Heather and Alison didn't seem likely to recover for a while, so Emily decided to go off on her own.
"I'll meet you guys back at the cave. Teen girls u...nite....ah, who am i kidding?" Who was she kidding indeed?
Emily knew exactly where she would go- to an outside antagonist, one who hadn't received the news of the old person strike, one who wouln't allow others to get a word in enough to tell her what was going on even if the news had reached her region- Esther!
(Ali- before you go at it, you must read the comments-)
Quite terrified, the girls knew that something had to be done, and soon.The girls turned to the wiggers who were strutting away as fast as one could possibly strut without losing their wigger ‘Fla-va.' The King turned looking both horrified and apologetic that he couldn't help them.
"Now what?" said Emily, "Everybody else is going to be too afraid to help us now after hearing that!"
"But they accepted me-" Susanne was stunned off in a daze, sitting on the curb rocking herself back and forth shaking it off, then continuing repeatedly; The girls took to ignoring her.
"They're spreading too fast for us to stop them- without any help..." Heather joined Susanne in the fetal position and also began rocking herself; Once again, she was also ignored.
"Dominic will help us!" shouted Alison. Emily pulled out her handkerchief to wipe up the drool.
"Alison- you know he's on LOST now, he's too busy to help some small town having a problem with the elderly"
Alison was extremely offended by the comment and sat aside Heather, arms crossed, mouth in the pouting position- Emily knew there was no telling when Alison would get over this grudge.
Emily was on her own for ideas. One came to her which she debated in her head for quite some time. "Hey guys! This may sound crazy but-"
Susanne interupted her, "You think that's crazy, did i tell you about the cereal addict lady- now she's crazy...." she went off on a tangeant longer than usual and Heather and Alison didn't seem likely to recover for a while, so Emily decided to go off on her own.
"I'll meet you guys back at the cave. Teen girls u...nite....ah, who am i kidding?" Who was she kidding indeed?
Emily knew exactly where she would go- to an outside antagonist, one who hadn't received the news of the old person strike, one who wouln't allow others to get a word in enough to tell her what was going on even if the news had reached her region- Esther!
(Ali- before you go at it, you must read the comments-)
posted by Heather at 10:19 AM
5 Comments:
Seriously? Set Agnes on the other elderly? She is pretty out of it... I'm sure she would do the trick. Please tell me Emily is writing the next chapter, she has endless gold stacked up on this lady.
Excellent chapter though, it was wicked.
No, Emily is not writing the next chapter- but i figured that Alison could write her chapter (which is the next one) about what the three of us accomplish and emily could write her chapter built on agnes.
Heather
Ali, did you get 8.5 to work? I can't remember talking to you about it at all, and I'm not completly sure of the world's ability to recognise links, even when they are clearly colour defined. *cough, cough*
It's not Agnes! it's Esther, and i hope you know that if i am writing a whole chapter with just me and Esther in it it will be about 29 pages long and it will all be dialoge. And only 1 scentance of it will be mine "I have to go now, Esther, my parents will be wondering where i am as it has been 2 days since you started talking to me and they must be getting woried"
But that will only be on page 14, the remaining pages will be Esther carying on a lively conversation with the wall in the kitchen.
Oh man, the scary part is that you probably will. Not that I'm not going to read it and just laugh and nod the next day at school like you must be some kind of super-comedian, but... I mean, good luck?
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