The Fianl Chapter
“Gah, Emily, here!” Alison quickly tossed Emily a toss of what she thought was lib balm.
“A glue stick? What am I supposed to do, glue his lips together? The chappiness will still show!”
“Right…here then!” Alison reached into her other pocket a pulled out a tube of Dr. Pepper lipbalm
“I knew you were addicted to Dr. Pepper! We are having an intervention as soon as we are done here!” Emily yelled quickly. She then used her butt to bounce off the ground and lip balm the old guy before kicking him down to the ground.
Alison continued gazing across the battlefield. Strew across the battlefield were calculators, lighters, sunglasses, purses and sweat bands. Alison looked down and began devising a plan. “Hmmmm…using all sources of evil, no that wouldn’t work…elephants? Hmm possible but very difficult, aha!”
Alison quickly began working on her master plan. Meanwhile Heather was outrunning a brigade of slow driving Oldsmobiles. “Hurry up, Alison!” panted Heather.
Susanne was trying to distract the old people by looking off somewhere, causing the others to casually look as well. Luckily it worked, but there was not enough time distract another set of old people. One caught Susanne by surprise, knocked her to the ground and then sat on her.
Emily was still trying to unchap more old people’s lip. The lip balm was beginning to run low, and with one old person to do, Emily was out of lip balm. Bam! Heather got knocked over by the rebellious olds person, who chose to drive at 20Km/h instead of 5km/h. Heather rolled out from under the car but was pinned to the ground by a oldy who unfortunately had very bad smelling breath.
It was up to Alison. With group after group falling the old people seemed to be unbeatable. Alison had to create the most outrages, spectacular, unbelievable plan within well, 2 minutes. (Difficult eh?) Unfortunately Alison didn’t wear a watch, so while devising the plan she would also have to count 1-mississppi…2-mississippi, 3-mississippi..etc. This would make it even more difficult!
All of the groups had fallen. They had failed. Now it was up to Alison to end this war. And perhaps to all wars that would ever befall upon Teen Girl Squad.
This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
The End by the Doors popped into Alison’s head and she began to execute her plans. She first pulled out two television sets from her purse.Which conviently held everything perfect. She also pulled a fudgecicle to suck on while executing the plan. She pulled out a DVD of Family Guy and a DVD of the O.C. Family Guy was to annoy the old people and the O.C. was to annoy everyone else. (What a mean girl, Alison is) Alison then went around and gave each of the old people gravol. This would make the oldies, sleep like babies. Alison then burnt down all of the retirement homes and senior citizens centres. She then bargained with every store owner to take away their senior citizens discounts. Alison then helped rescue all of Teen Girl Squad. They prepared their most difficult task of all. The built a raft and a barn on the raft. Then Teen Girl Squad took all of the senior citizens and put them in the barn. They also stuck all of their hands in warm water, just for everyone else’s amusement. As dawn broke out, the senior citizens began to wake, wet and confused they began to yell and complain about the youngin’s and their dam music. The also began discussing how kids wear to baggy of pants and too tight of shirts. Alison pushed the raft into the water.
“There. Now another town can take of those suckas. Whoops! I think I picked up a bit of gangsta!" Alison stated.
”It wasn’t the best plan we’ve ever had though” said Susanne.
“Yeah, it really actually sucked. Did you put any creativity into it at all?” asked Heather.
“Well…yeah, kinda.” Alison looked around at the glares of TGS. “Fine. No, I didn’t. Happy now?”
“Quite. That was the best uncreative plan you’ve ever come up with Alison. Congratulations” cheered Emily.
So although the final chapter, had a terrible plan and a serious lack of good grammar and plot, it was over. Almost. One old man jumped of the raft. TGS used a plan that involved corn which made the elder’s pants fall down. I would try to tell you what that plan was actually like, but I had stopped listening when the rest of TGS talked about that plan. Okay, ehem….I’ll get back to the story now.
TGS quickly got to work sorting the youths into their separate, yet equally important groups, and sent them on their way. They de-seniortized the town, and assured to 20-59 year olds were warned about what would happen if they decided to try to take over the town in 1-40 years. A cree was written in order to ensure that this would never happen again and Alison finally got ‘The End’ by the Doors out of her head. It was quite and eventful week. But what would await TGS on their next adventure? Giants, elves, rockstars, sesame street vs the muppets (who would win?), interventions, villains, princesses seemed to all be possibilities. In fact the possibilities were endless, thus TGS began walking down the street meanwhile perfecting their Monkees walk. Or at least until the next time….
ROLL CREDITS WITH THEME MUSIC…
This has been an Alison Schmidt Production. She in in no way affiliated with the TGS Corporation.
“A glue stick? What am I supposed to do, glue his lips together? The chappiness will still show!”
“Right…here then!” Alison reached into her other pocket a pulled out a tube of Dr. Pepper lipbalm
“I knew you were addicted to Dr. Pepper! We are having an intervention as soon as we are done here!” Emily yelled quickly. She then used her butt to bounce off the ground and lip balm the old guy before kicking him down to the ground.
Alison continued gazing across the battlefield. Strew across the battlefield were calculators, lighters, sunglasses, purses and sweat bands. Alison looked down and began devising a plan. “Hmmmm…using all sources of evil, no that wouldn’t work…elephants? Hmm possible but very difficult, aha!”
Alison quickly began working on her master plan. Meanwhile Heather was outrunning a brigade of slow driving Oldsmobiles. “Hurry up, Alison!” panted Heather.
Susanne was trying to distract the old people by looking off somewhere, causing the others to casually look as well. Luckily it worked, but there was not enough time distract another set of old people. One caught Susanne by surprise, knocked her to the ground and then sat on her.
Emily was still trying to unchap more old people’s lip. The lip balm was beginning to run low, and with one old person to do, Emily was out of lip balm. Bam! Heather got knocked over by the rebellious olds person, who chose to drive at 20Km/h instead of 5km/h. Heather rolled out from under the car but was pinned to the ground by a oldy who unfortunately had very bad smelling breath.
It was up to Alison. With group after group falling the old people seemed to be unbeatable. Alison had to create the most outrages, spectacular, unbelievable plan within well, 2 minutes. (Difficult eh?) Unfortunately Alison didn’t wear a watch, so while devising the plan she would also have to count 1-mississppi…2-mississippi, 3-mississippi..etc. This would make it even more difficult!
All of the groups had fallen. They had failed. Now it was up to Alison to end this war. And perhaps to all wars that would ever befall upon Teen Girl Squad.
This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
The End by the Doors popped into Alison’s head and she began to execute her plans. She first pulled out two television sets from her purse.Which conviently held everything perfect. She also pulled a fudgecicle to suck on while executing the plan. She pulled out a DVD of Family Guy and a DVD of the O.C. Family Guy was to annoy the old people and the O.C. was to annoy everyone else. (What a mean girl, Alison is) Alison then went around and gave each of the old people gravol. This would make the oldies, sleep like babies. Alison then burnt down all of the retirement homes and senior citizens centres. She then bargained with every store owner to take away their senior citizens discounts. Alison then helped rescue all of Teen Girl Squad. They prepared their most difficult task of all. The built a raft and a barn on the raft. Then Teen Girl Squad took all of the senior citizens and put them in the barn. They also stuck all of their hands in warm water, just for everyone else’s amusement. As dawn broke out, the senior citizens began to wake, wet and confused they began to yell and complain about the youngin’s and their dam music. The also began discussing how kids wear to baggy of pants and too tight of shirts. Alison pushed the raft into the water.
“There. Now another town can take of those suckas. Whoops! I think I picked up a bit of gangsta!" Alison stated.
”It wasn’t the best plan we’ve ever had though” said Susanne.
“Yeah, it really actually sucked. Did you put any creativity into it at all?” asked Heather.
“Well…yeah, kinda.” Alison looked around at the glares of TGS. “Fine. No, I didn’t. Happy now?”
“Quite. That was the best uncreative plan you’ve ever come up with Alison. Congratulations” cheered Emily.
So although the final chapter, had a terrible plan and a serious lack of good grammar and plot, it was over. Almost. One old man jumped of the raft. TGS used a plan that involved corn which made the elder’s pants fall down. I would try to tell you what that plan was actually like, but I had stopped listening when the rest of TGS talked about that plan. Okay, ehem….I’ll get back to the story now.
TGS quickly got to work sorting the youths into their separate, yet equally important groups, and sent them on their way. They de-seniortized the town, and assured to 20-59 year olds were warned about what would happen if they decided to try to take over the town in 1-40 years. A cree was written in order to ensure that this would never happen again and Alison finally got ‘The End’ by the Doors out of her head. It was quite and eventful week. But what would await TGS on their next adventure? Giants, elves, rockstars, sesame street vs the muppets (who would win?), interventions, villains, princesses seemed to all be possibilities. In fact the possibilities were endless, thus TGS began walking down the street meanwhile perfecting their Monkees walk. Or at least until the next time….
ROLL CREDITS WITH THEME MUSIC…
This has been an Alison Schmidt Production. She in in no way affiliated with the TGS Corporation.
posted by Alison Schmidt at 7:42 PM
5 Comments:
CONGRADULATIONS!!!
not only to Ali, who did a spectacular job of finnishing the story (i'm just glad it wasn't me!), but to the readers. Thoes of you who are still actually reading, I want to hug you, maybe even casually pat your head, oh, don't be modest, you deserve it. and i do believe that we may be starting another story before the summer is over.
" She in in no way affiliated with the TGS Corporation."
I second that, and by the way it was celery that made the old man's pants fall down. It took me a minute to figure that out, but I was actually trying to work the celery into a chapter of my own as well. Good one! Who is starting the next chapter? Oh, and a very big, startled, thank you to the people still reading this, especially if any of the authors are included.
regarding who is starting the next one...it basicalally goes that whoever comes up with an idea for a story starts it. Ali and I have already started so...PRESSURES ON!!!!!! for suzi and heather that is. but if you were going to go forward with your idea (susanne) then you could start anytime, then at the end or your chapter just say who is going to be writting the next one and we can go from there!
Okay, I think you can count on seeing the first chapter of a lemony fresh, new story by the end of the week. Thursdayish. I was chatting to Emily about the difficulties I'm having with one little detail, which I'm counting on the others to base the other 3/4s of the story around. Get ready to be blasted into our third FABULOUS adventure.Good times, good tunes, and partially consistent plot lines!
Okay, I think you can count on seeing the first chapter of a lemony fresh, new story by the end of the week. Thursdayish. I was chatting to Emily about the difficulties I'm having with one little detail, which I'm counting on the others to base the other 3/4s of the story around. Get ready to be blasted into our third FABULOUS adventure.Good times, good tunes, and partially consistent plot lines!
Post a Comment
<< Home