Chapter 10- The Big Geek Off

Sitting on the curb was not fun. Actually it hurt, quite a lot. This did not make ¾ of teen girl squad happy. They could just see a glimpse of the wiggers as they strutted over the hill and into the sunset. Oh no! Sunset was bad. The old folks would be coming out for their nightly teenage sacrifice soon. If ¾ of TGS was caught, they would be sacrificed. That would be bad. Very bad. Like super traumatically bad. It was actually quite unfortunate when you think about it.
So ¾ of TGS decided that they should get up from the curb. But that was ever so hard. Heather was sitting lower than ever and Susanne was trying to perk up Alison, but was failing miserably seeing as Alison was finally realizing that she would never ever see Dominic Monaghan again. Oh, the horror of it all!
“Hey guys maybe I can help!” said Mr.Kivari, a local teacher who also hated the antagonists. “But I got gas”
“We’re actually okay, Mr.K, but thanks for wanting to help….I think” replied Susanne cautiously.
“Fine, but when you need me I won’t be around” he said angrily. “Dun Dun Dun!” Kivari said as he walked off dramatically. “Dam prostitots” he muttered.
“Okay, well then. Lets go girls!” said Susanne as she stood up from the curb, unfortunately as she stood up she ripped her skirt. Luckily Alison brought along her Teen Trauma Kit, which she was using.
Alison swallowed her large chunk of chocolate and handed the sewing needle and thread to Susanne who repaired her skirt with super speed.
“I think I know what we have to do!” said Heather. “We must get the skate borders at the skateboard park. I know we can recruit them!”
“Oh, I dunno, we already tried that with the wiggers and it didn’t work out plus the sk8borders are hiding under the ramps, how ever would we get them out?” said Alison who was hesitant on the whole idea.
“No, c’mon, let’s go” Heather whined.
“Fine” said Alison
“I’m doooooone!” said Susanne.
“Okay let’s go” said Heather in an inspirational voice.
“Wait! I just got the Freaks and Geeks Season 1 on DVD, lets go watch that instead” said Alison excitedly.
“What about the skate boarders?” asked Heather.
“What about Freaks-“
“-And Geeks?” said Alison and Susanne simultaneously. They both looked at eachother and gasped and then laughed for a good 10 seconds. It was the best day of their lives. (Enter happy,inspirational music)
“Awww, c’mon guys, it’ll be fun, we can use the skateboards” said Heather trying to persuade the other two.
“Nope. We want freaks and geeks” said Susanne digilantly.
As soon as Susanne said that, the girls saw an array of short slacks, pen protectors, calculators and flannel shirts coming towards them at a very, very quick pace.
“Susanne, you know you shouldn’t have said that so loud. The freaks and geeks are coming!” whispered Alison terrified of what was going to happen next.
“Hi…snort…how are ya, yuck, yuck!” said the head geek giddily. “I am so glad you guys called. We were worried that you didn’t know that we existed”
“Well, uh I think I see a faint outline of you but I’m not quite sure” said Alison confused.
“Well if we help you will you be able to see me? Sweet Pea” said the head geek trying to hit on Heather.
“Ugh, no!” said Heather backing away in disgust.
“Oh, well fine then we don’t have to help you jerks, Einstein is all we need!”
“ No, wait we could use your smarts. Lord knows that we don’t have the brain to come up with an ingenious plan!” said Susanne.
“Nice use of the word ingenious, Susanne. When we get back to the cave you get a gold star added to our Smart Chart” exclaimed Alison excitedly. So far only Emily had received gold stars. Heather had some gold stars but she lost all of them when she did something extremely stupid like….oh lets say, she fell down on a public street while eating a chocolate bar and smeared all of the chocolate on her face. It was actually quite funny, but still super silly.
“Being smart isn’t as important as being funny though” said one of the geeks.
“That’s right” said another geek. “Laughter is the ultimate aphrodisiac, you’ve got a woman laughing, you’ve got a woman loving”
“Riiight” said Alison slightly confused.
“Well anyways geek, do you mind if I call you geek?” asked Susanne politely.
“No, it’s cool” the geek replied.
“Don’t you think that you should go for geekets?” Susanne continued.
“There are no more geekets. They were all wiped out in the dungeons and dragons battle of 04, it was Karlos the Dwarf that did it. Dam him and his dwarfing ways” continued the geek. All of the geeks looked down in respect of their lost geekets.
“Sorry guys, but there just isn’t enough time to get you ready for the big antagonist battle that will be coming up soon, your just not strong enough!” said Alison apologetically.
“Well it’s okay, I guess” said the head geek. “But if you need help, just look in the school library, we’ll be there, waiting for you”
“Thanks geeks” said Heather.
“Yeah, you guys are super guys. One day someone will love you for you” said Susanne inspirationally. “That just isn’t today”
“Okay, and with that ending note, girls we should probably find Emily, I don’t have a grudge against her, I know that she is just jealous, because I have somebody that loves me, ie. Dominic Monaghan, and Matt T just dumped her in the middle of the street, so I understand why she is so bitter, so lets go find her and Esther not Agnus. Agnus is some random woman off the street Heather, Esther is Emily's wacked out, talkative, anti-antagonist friend and thats whom we must find” said Alison. “...Did you like my monologue?”
So ¾ of TGS went off into the sunset, leaving the geeks in the dust, only after promising them that they would call on them when the big battle came, as long as the geeks prepared enough, because they would probably need all the help that they could get....anyways even if it was sunset an hour ago when the wiggers had walked off into the sunset, so it should no longer be sunset, but that didn’t matter….time was not an element in this story. What is an element of this story? Stealing quotes from the show, ‘Freaks and Geeks’. Thanks ‘Freaks and Geeks’, you saved my chapter.