Chapter 7
The TGS were in the familiar setting that is their cave. The Spades had went off on another tour but after they had left Susanne made a startling discovery that three pairs of her panties were missing. Evan was off doing something somewhere for an unknown amount of time so it was just the four girls again.
Ali was just about to start french braiding Heathers hair when she decided it was getting just a bit too baby-sitters-club for her liking and said that quality time with just the girls was over. So instead of painting each others nails the girls started planning their upcoming tour. The main decision was who would open for them? They had to be good, but not too good as to upstage the main group playing, such as that time when Toronto had that huge SARS concert and then ACDC played right before the Rolling Stones. Wow, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for that one. Ooooh well, at least we will get some comments.
Anyway, the girls were deep into the planning of their tour and here is what they had so far:
-The theme colours would be purple and orange.
-There would be no less than 4 strobe lights going at any given time.
-Heather would be put on a limit of 3 guitars to smash per night.
-While playing in concert it would not actually be the girls playing, but robots dressed up as the girls (due to lack of funds-heather went into a rage and smashed 1485 guitars in one night-this was altered to be the dolls that were replicas of the girls that Esther made back in story 2).
-There would be muffins.
Heather was practising jumping off of the amps while Ali, Susanne and Emily practised their instruments. All of a sudden Emily’s eye started to twitch
"That’s funny" said Ali "I thought Emily’s eye only twitched when The Man of the East was near"
"I thought foreshadowing was supposed to be subtle" Susanne said
"Shut Up" said Emily
Then they all started to argue which made it really easy for The Man of the East to sneak up behind them all and throw a large net over them.
The Teen Girls were all blindfolded and put into straight jackets so that they couldn’t fight back. Just when they thought that all hope was up Evan just happened to be walking by
"Thank you, Lord Sandra!!!" the Teen Girls all cried out, because they knew that they were saved.
Instead Evan stopped for a moment, looked at the girls in their straight jackets and said "Well it’s about time" then just kept on walking.
Thankfully being famous musicians had inflated the girls egos so much that this comment just bounced right off. But they were still trapped by The Man of the East. All of the girls were then knocked over then head with a frozen pork roast and they all blacked out.
When they regained consciousness several hours later they found themselves surrounded by a lot of water. They were on something very cold and fairly solid . It was kind of like a raft because it was keeping them afloat on the water. It was about 10 wide and 15 and ½ feet across. A couple minutes after the Teen Girls were awake The Man of the East came swooping down out of the sky at them. She hovered above them for a while before telling them the horrific news
"You are in the middle of the Atlantic ocean on a pile of ice cream!! You will only have about 2 hours until the ice cream all melts and then you will drown in the water. There is no land for thousands of miles, you have no way of escaping, you will just have to wait to die!!!!!"
As if this waiting for death on a pile of iced cream scenario wasn’t bad enough the The Man of the East was not done
"and I have a little surprise for you"
with that she dropped Hilary Duff onto the pile of ice cream
THEY WERE TRAPPED ON A RAPIDLY SHRINKING PILE OF ICE CREAM WITH HILARY DUFF!!!!
If they ever survived this then it would take decades of therapy to get over it.
Well, as time passed they fell into a regular routine.
Emily paced around worrying about how soon the ice cream raft would melt
"now, if it starts to rain then the ice cream will be diluted and melt faster. Not good, and what if lighting strikes the ice cream!?!?! it will be gone instantly!! The sun isn’t helping matters though, the UV level must be over 7!! this is a disaster!! And what if we get caught in a current that is coming up from the tropics!!! it will melt about 3 times faster. GAHHHH!!"
Heather was trying to rhyme the word silver for their next single.
Ali had made a slingshot out of hair accessories and was now flinging pennies at Hilary.
Susanne was nibbling the ice cream when Emily wasn’t looking.
Over 1 hour passed and the ice cream shrank to half of it’s size. Susanne tried to push Hilary off, but Hilary would just give Susanne a big hug and smiled a lot.
The ice cream was getting very soft and it felt as though at any moment they could all fall through to the bottom of the ocean.
What were they going to do?!?!?!?
Ali was just about to start french braiding Heathers hair when she decided it was getting just a bit too baby-sitters-club for her liking and said that quality time with just the girls was over. So instead of painting each others nails the girls started planning their upcoming tour. The main decision was who would open for them? They had to be good, but not too good as to upstage the main group playing, such as that time when Toronto had that huge SARS concert and then ACDC played right before the Rolling Stones. Wow, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for that one. Ooooh well, at least we will get some comments.
Anyway, the girls were deep into the planning of their tour and here is what they had so far:
-The theme colours would be purple and orange.
-There would be no less than 4 strobe lights going at any given time.
-Heather would be put on a limit of 3 guitars to smash per night.
-While playing in concert it would not actually be the girls playing, but robots dressed up as the girls (due to lack of funds-heather went into a rage and smashed 1485 guitars in one night-this was altered to be the dolls that were replicas of the girls that Esther made back in story 2).
-There would be muffins.
Heather was practising jumping off of the amps while Ali, Susanne and Emily practised their instruments. All of a sudden Emily’s eye started to twitch
"That’s funny" said Ali "I thought Emily’s eye only twitched when The Man of the East was near"
"I thought foreshadowing was supposed to be subtle" Susanne said
"Shut Up" said Emily
Then they all started to argue which made it really easy for The Man of the East to sneak up behind them all and throw a large net over them.
The Teen Girls were all blindfolded and put into straight jackets so that they couldn’t fight back. Just when they thought that all hope was up Evan just happened to be walking by
"Thank you, Lord Sandra!!!" the Teen Girls all cried out, because they knew that they were saved.
Instead Evan stopped for a moment, looked at the girls in their straight jackets and said "Well it’s about time" then just kept on walking.
Thankfully being famous musicians had inflated the girls egos so much that this comment just bounced right off. But they were still trapped by The Man of the East. All of the girls were then knocked over then head with a frozen pork roast and they all blacked out.
When they regained consciousness several hours later they found themselves surrounded by a lot of water. They were on something very cold and fairly solid . It was kind of like a raft because it was keeping them afloat on the water. It was about 10 wide and 15 and ½ feet across. A couple minutes after the Teen Girls were awake The Man of the East came swooping down out of the sky at them. She hovered above them for a while before telling them the horrific news
"You are in the middle of the Atlantic ocean on a pile of ice cream!! You will only have about 2 hours until the ice cream all melts and then you will drown in the water. There is no land for thousands of miles, you have no way of escaping, you will just have to wait to die!!!!!"
As if this waiting for death on a pile of iced cream scenario wasn’t bad enough the The Man of the East was not done
"and I have a little surprise for you"
with that she dropped Hilary Duff onto the pile of ice cream
THEY WERE TRAPPED ON A RAPIDLY SHRINKING PILE OF ICE CREAM WITH HILARY DUFF!!!!
If they ever survived this then it would take decades of therapy to get over it.
Well, as time passed they fell into a regular routine.
Emily paced around worrying about how soon the ice cream raft would melt
"now, if it starts to rain then the ice cream will be diluted and melt faster. Not good, and what if lighting strikes the ice cream!?!?! it will be gone instantly!! The sun isn’t helping matters though, the UV level must be over 7!! this is a disaster!! And what if we get caught in a current that is coming up from the tropics!!! it will melt about 3 times faster. GAHHHH!!"
Heather was trying to rhyme the word silver for their next single.
Ali had made a slingshot out of hair accessories and was now flinging pennies at Hilary.
Susanne was nibbling the ice cream when Emily wasn’t looking.
Over 1 hour passed and the ice cream shrank to half of it’s size. Susanne tried to push Hilary off, but Hilary would just give Susanne a big hug and smiled a lot.
The ice cream was getting very soft and it felt as though at any moment they could all fall through to the bottom of the ocean.
What were they going to do?!?!?!?
posted by So & So at 7:51 PM
5 Comments:
thank you, mike. it just so happends that i do want to learn to play the guitar and i am interested in guitar related stuff. how great is that!?!
Wow, his profile is almost as good as Evan's.
Great chapter!I was snickering all the way through it. I am feeling a bit down about the first remark, but the rest of it is top notch. Tooooooop notch.
ya, when i saw his profile i thought of Evans too, but Evan has a better font on his, in my opinion.
regarding the intro joke about The Spades taking your panties, not only was it appropriate, but i think it was realistic as well. HA! i didn't take the Hilary Duff thing that far though, I decided to leave that up to Ali
It was neither appropriate or realistic, and I think you all need to have a serious sit down and think about this.
Howdy So & So, would you like to get more visitors to your site by writing some more content? You should send in a original article to this baby sitter website.
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