Chapter 8- A Chocolate Bagel
Chocolate ice cream is probably the most controversial ice cream to be sitting on in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. The good part about sitting on chocolate ice cream is the fact that it tastes very, very good meanwhile the worse thing about sitting on chocolate ice cream in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean is the fact that it stains clothing. So while you can eat all the ice cream you can, you really shouldn’t because it will make you sticky, stained and most importantly it is your only chance of survival. If only Emily were able to get this point through to Susanne who was no longer trying to secretly eat the ice cream but had actually eaten her way into a giant hole within the ice cream.
“Guys….I’m cold, sticky and well…Could I get a little help please?” asked Susanne.
The girls reached in and grabbed Susanne by the arms and pulled her out. Luckily at the same time, Hilary Duff thought she had become so skinny that gravity would no longer affect her so she stepped out into middle of the hole. “See girls…I told you I weighed almost nothing!” she bragged. She then fell suddenly and to everyone’s delight fell right through the bottom of the ice cream. Unfortunately that left a widening whole in the middle of the ice cream which was rapidly filling up with water. It was now more of an ice cream doughnut or bagel rather than whatever it was before. To make matters worse, Heather thought that a game of tips was in order, so she began licking her fingers and slapping Ali, without any consent really. “No strawberry is a better flavour than chocolate…SLAP…don’t you know anything about ice cream? SLAP…I can’t believe you didn’t….SLAP…choose strawberry…SLAP…what is wrong…SLAP…with…SLAP…you?”
Emily paced back and forth so much that she became dizzy and fell in a big pile of melting ice cream. Title waves of chocolate ice cream erupted from both sides of her propelling the rest of the girls off of the chocolate ice cream bagel. Emily slowly slid off herself.
“Okay who can speak dolphin?” asked Alison.
“No, no, no who can speak whale?” asked Emily
“No….who can speak lobster. Lobsters will get us back to shore.” Said Heather.
Just then the girls heard a series of clickings, tiskings, loud notes, short high pitced notes, small notes, ee’s, tee’s and everything in between coming from…
“SUSANNE?” they all said in unison, because that was what they did sometimes.
“What?” Susanne said. “Didn’t you know that I can speak all three of those languages? I thought it came up in a conversation”
The girls all hitched a ride with surrounding sea life. Heather with a lobster, Emily with a whale, Alison with a dolphin and Susanne with a shark she was able to tame within a few minutes, because apparently she was a shark tamer on the side.
The sea creatures took the girls all the way to London. London, England that is. They stepped off the creatures and did that very provocative shake down that girls do in movies, then put on their nun outfits to counteract the provocative shake down and walked up the beach. That is if London has beaches. It is likely that they do, but it rains a lot in England so I would assume that all of the sand from the beached would turn into mud, thus what is the point of going to the beach if you are just going to lay around in the mud all day? Might as well go to the spa instead, and that’s exactly what teen girl squad did. They went to the spa. Luckily Emily remembered that the Man of the East was still out there, but thought that they could probably handle that next chapter. And so it was. Teen girl squad spent the day at the squad. There was no bickering or arguing about who was better Relient K or Ben Harper, just a day of relaxation. And that is the end……of this chapter.
“Carpe diem. Sieze the day, boys. Make your life extraordinary”
Dead Poets Society
cough (BEN HARPER) cough
Oh yeah. Hilary Duff decided to live under the sea with the mermaids. Although she didn’t realize that she couldn’t breathe under water and well you can put two and tow together. Her feet curled up and there will be a fight over the sparkly shoes, but they do match Susanne’s outfit best today, so she will probably win.
“Guys….I’m cold, sticky and well…Could I get a little help please?” asked Susanne.
The girls reached in and grabbed Susanne by the arms and pulled her out. Luckily at the same time, Hilary Duff thought she had become so skinny that gravity would no longer affect her so she stepped out into middle of the hole. “See girls…I told you I weighed almost nothing!” she bragged. She then fell suddenly and to everyone’s delight fell right through the bottom of the ice cream. Unfortunately that left a widening whole in the middle of the ice cream which was rapidly filling up with water. It was now more of an ice cream doughnut or bagel rather than whatever it was before. To make matters worse, Heather thought that a game of tips was in order, so she began licking her fingers and slapping Ali, without any consent really. “No strawberry is a better flavour than chocolate…SLAP…don’t you know anything about ice cream? SLAP…I can’t believe you didn’t….SLAP…choose strawberry…SLAP…what is wrong…SLAP…with…SLAP…you?”
Emily paced back and forth so much that she became dizzy and fell in a big pile of melting ice cream. Title waves of chocolate ice cream erupted from both sides of her propelling the rest of the girls off of the chocolate ice cream bagel. Emily slowly slid off herself.
“Okay who can speak dolphin?” asked Alison.
“No, no, no who can speak whale?” asked Emily
“No….who can speak lobster. Lobsters will get us back to shore.” Said Heather.
Just then the girls heard a series of clickings, tiskings, loud notes, short high pitced notes, small notes, ee’s, tee’s and everything in between coming from…
“SUSANNE?” they all said in unison, because that was what they did sometimes.
“What?” Susanne said. “Didn’t you know that I can speak all three of those languages? I thought it came up in a conversation”
The girls all hitched a ride with surrounding sea life. Heather with a lobster, Emily with a whale, Alison with a dolphin and Susanne with a shark she was able to tame within a few minutes, because apparently she was a shark tamer on the side.
The sea creatures took the girls all the way to London. London, England that is. They stepped off the creatures and did that very provocative shake down that girls do in movies, then put on their nun outfits to counteract the provocative shake down and walked up the beach. That is if London has beaches. It is likely that they do, but it rains a lot in England so I would assume that all of the sand from the beached would turn into mud, thus what is the point of going to the beach if you are just going to lay around in the mud all day? Might as well go to the spa instead, and that’s exactly what teen girl squad did. They went to the spa. Luckily Emily remembered that the Man of the East was still out there, but thought that they could probably handle that next chapter. And so it was. Teen girl squad spent the day at the squad. There was no bickering or arguing about who was better Relient K or Ben Harper, just a day of relaxation. And that is the end……of this chapter.
“Carpe diem. Sieze the day, boys. Make your life extraordinary”
Dead Poets Society
cough (BEN HARPER) cough
Oh yeah. Hilary Duff decided to live under the sea with the mermaids. Although she didn’t realize that she couldn’t breathe under water and well you can put two and tow together. Her feet curled up and there will be a fight over the sparkly shoes, but they do match Susanne’s outfit best today, so she will probably win.
posted by Alison Schmidt at 10:26 AM
9 Comments:
I wonder exactly why the Man of the East is after us again.
becuase i needed an antagonist, thats why.
*snigger*
Lord Sandra, I love our fans.
how classy! i'm not sure if this 'blogger1272' is familiar with the female anatomy, because this is the site of the Teen Girl Squad, and we don't exactly need such things. oh, the joys of being a girl!
Yes, for someone who really enjoys the site, he really hasn’t been paying too close attention. Then again, Christmas is coming…
I wonder who that anonymous *snigger* was as well.
Whether Christmas is coming or not, I expect more tasteful optimism out of you, Susanne!
At least we have the beginning of a fan base...
I also like the fact that "blogger1272" felt it necessary to explain what they meant by penis enlargement review site.
Hahaha, that's gold.
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