Needs More Cow Bell - Chapter 3

By: Emily
The success of the Teen Girl Squad band has spread fast and far. As David Bowie once put it, and with Ali paraphrasing to make appropriate changes to make it plural "The papers what to know who’s shirts we wear" as in the band had gotten very popular. Everyday they were wanted for interviews and the question that they got just about every time was "How did Ali get into the kitchen to stir the chocolate with a ‘spatula’ if Emily had just pushed her out of a window on her way to the kitchen" to the point where they all just wished that Susanne had proof read her chapter, but that can’t be helped now, can it?
The Teen Girls were about to go on tour so they were having another practice. Things were going well, although something was missing....
Everyone was getting frustrated and Heather had already smashed up 5 guitars when Emily suddenly figured it out
"It needs more cow bell"
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all of the girls knew that she was right. They always needed more cow bell, mostly because at the moment they had none at all.
"But which one of us has enough skills to play the cow bell, hmmmm?" Heather asked
It was true. Although the girls had mastered the keyboard, drums, bass(Ha!) and pretend guitar playing none of them had enough skills to even dream of play the cow bell. There was only one person who the Teen Girls could call upon for this occasion, this certain someone had previously played cow bell for bands at several school Coffee Houses. He, if at all possible, brought the cow bell to a whole new level. He is the one and only, ever elusive EVAN!!!
Except where was Evan? Perhaps off climbing glaciers in Pakistan, or busy solving the Goldbach Conjecture, or just sleeping. Who knows?!?
The Teen Girls needed to find Evan in order to complete their rockin’ band with a rockin’ cow bell player and then they were off to tour the world, meet other bands and have overly strong influences over Prime Ministers and teeny boppers alike.